To be perfectly honest, women do not send mixed signals, they just have a big book they expect you to understand. Now, not everybody would have the opportunity of reading this book that is still being published, even as you read this article, it is still being compiled.
We would give you ten things women say and what they actually mean when they say these things;
Translation: This is the total opposite of fine. This just means that the discussion is over for you. It’s best you wait on her at this period because she has definitely has more to say.
“Do whatever you want.”
Translation: You are walking on thin thread right here. I’m not going to tell you if I think it’s okay or not to do this thing. You should know enough about me by now to know if I’m okay with it. Which I’m not, by the way. If you do this, we are through.
“I’m almost ready.”
Translation: I’ll be ready within the hour. It would take longer if you keep asking “are you almost done?”
“We need to talk.”
Translation: I need to talk. You need to listen.
Translation: Something!! Something!! Something!! Something!! Everything is wrong. Everything. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
“I’m not hungry.”
Translation: Maybe perkish, but order whatever you want bearing in mind we would be sharing it. Okay?
“What did you say?”
Translation: Yes boo!! I am giving you an opportunity to change what you said. Second chance and you better say the right thing.
“Don’t worry about it.”
Translation: This is the last time I would repeat myself because obviously you haven’t been listening and I can’t count on you.
“I’m not mad.”
Translation: I am madder than mad. I am furious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Translation: Yes. Or maybe. But probably no.
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